Are You TIRED?

I've always loved these segments of infomercials. Mainly because most of the things they say that "always happen" either never happen or do so often that you should just deal with it. KIDS SPILL CEREAL SOMETIMES OK??? We don't need a device that prevents that from happening, we just need to be less lazy and expectant of convenience. Get off your rear, get some Bounty paper towels and wipe that milk off your floor! He's just a kid... Oh, oh wait, I'm sorry, that would just be so inconvenient. This is America! Make something do it for me! Now!