NERD ALERT!

NERDS! NERDS! NERDS! NERDS! NERDS! NERDS!

So my bro has over 1,000 comic books to his name, and as life hits you in the gut a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. He's now selling over 1,000 comic books and he wants YOU to buy 'em! So check out this ad and purchase some total NERD gear!

Here's his NERD message:

Hey everyone, we have 1000+ comic books to sell and for lack of a large enough venue, we’re setting up an ongoing series of appointments for you to come to our apartment and browse our stunningly well-organized collection! Almost everything is only a dollar each! Discounts offered on bulk purchases, negotiations welcome (but not lowballers!). Buy 1, buy 10, buy 100, buy them all! They are all Modern Age superhero comics from the late 90s/ early 00s. There’s a heavy Spider-man, Superman, and Batman presence, but then there’s some of everything else right down to The Magic Pickle! Highlights include:

- A sizable portion of Batman: No Man’s Land
- Mark Waid’s run on Fantastic Four
- Assorted X-Men
- The complete “Hush” storyline of Batman, by Jeph Loeb and Jim Lee
- The complete Bruce Wayne Murderer? / Bruce Wayne Fugitive storyline
- Batman/Huntress: Call and Cry for Blood, with issue #1 signed by Greg Rucka
- Complete series of 1602
- JSA #1-43 and 46-54
- Assortment of trade paperbacks for $10 each
- And so much more!

We also have some bigger-ticket items – prices negotiable but we’re armed with the knowledge of their value from several sources and you wouldn’t want to cheat poor twenty-somethings, would you? These items include, but are not limited to…

- Rising Stars ½ Wizard World Exclusive
- Superman/Batman #1 and #8 (rest of the series, from 2-7 and 9-17, will be our regular price)
- Wolverine Origin miniseries
- Birds of Prey #8
- Amazing Spider Man Volume 2 #36
- Ultimate Spider-Man #5

Finally, we have a delightful sampling of some comics-related goodies, pictures available upon request:

- Batman Masterpiece Edition – featuring a Golden Age action figure, a reprint of the first Batman comic and a hardcover book filled with sketches, interviews, and more
- Flash of Two Worlds sculpture – a great statue of two Flashes saving the day – worth about $200, but we’re offering a massive discount because the packaging isn’t in good shape and we lost the certificate of authenticity (product itself is fine)
- Two limited edition Warner Brothers plates with art by Alex Ross, one of Plastic Man and one of Captain Marvel*
- League of Extraordinary Gentlemen Absolute Edition Volume 1 – Hardcover*
- Dave Grossman figurine of Superman changing
- Classic Batman mini-bust by Tim Bruckner*
- Superman steel safe bank
(*currently up for auction on eBay, so come take a look and if you’re interested we’ll notify you if it doesn’t sell there)

We can’t hold anything for you, but will gladly tell you if something is still available. We are located near 25th and Lovejoy in NW (exact address provided after email correspondence). Appointments would be for after 1 pm Tuesday-Saturday and anytime on Sunday and Monday. We’re happy to answer any questions -thanks for looking!

CONTACT:
Scott Nye: scottn_86@yahoo.com