Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Breaking News: Phelps is a Glutton


This just makes him all the more American. From the New York Post:

"Phelps lends a new spin to the phrase "Breakfast of Champions" by starting off his day by eating three fried-egg sandwiches loaded with cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, fried onions and mayonnaise.

He follows that up with two cups of coffee, a five-egg omelet, a bowl of grits, three slices of French toast topped with powdered sugar and three chocolate-chip pancakes.

At lunch, Phelps gobbles up a pound of enriched pasta and two large ham and cheese sandwiches slathered with mayo on white bread - capping off the meal by chugging about 1,000 calories worth of energy drinks.

For dinner, Phelps really loads up on the carbs - what he needs to give him plenty of energy for his five-hours-a-day, six-days-a-week regimen - with a pound of pasta and an entire pizza.

He washes all that down with another 1,000 calories worth of energy drinks."

Just so you know, the average man should not eat more than 2,000 calories in one day. Phelps does 12,000. The dude swims 17 times in nine days. He literally eats, sleeps, and swims.
My question: how often is he in the bathroom?

1 comment:

Alex Landers said...

How many times is he in the bathroom, and what kind of devil spawn is coming out of him?